Well hell on earth is definitely Luton, so I’m guessing heaven must be directly opposite to that. with a bit of Googling I can now confirm Waitangi New Zealand Waitangi is the closest city to Luton's antipodal point (927 km). So from that I can only deduce that Barnsley is in New Zealand.
I was wearing my crocs around this beach town I’m in. For the past month or so. And I was wondering why the girls weren’t looking at me anymore. I mean they don’t look at me much anyway. But really with the crocs on it was nonexistent. So I had to ditch them and I’m back to my sandals and shoes again. Of course I wear them around the house. But I do like to look at these, Sort of like predator meets alien. .
I was smoking a pipe at 15. But I’m drinking cocktails in posing like an advert from the late 70s. , i’m OK with it but my camels none too pleased.
