Cracker jokes

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Louey, Dec 25, 2019.

  1. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    Let's have your best (if they exist) and your worst.

    What do you call a three legged donkey?

    A Wonky

    What did one eye say to the other?

    Between you me, something smells



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    Louey, Dec 25, 2019
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  2. Merlin Cat

    Merlin Cat Moderator

    I forgot to get any :oops:
     
    Merlin Cat, Dec 25, 2019
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  3. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    I've got plenty...

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    Louey, Dec 25, 2019
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  4. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    What's bad tempered and goes with custard?

    Apple Grumble

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    Louey, Dec 25, 2019
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  5. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    I'm just about to pull mine wait ...........






    What's blue and goes to the White Hart stadium and absolutely plays them off the park :rolleyes:
     
    Barry Haynes, Dec 25, 2019
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  6. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    Cracker jokes Haynes, not nob jokes

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    Louey, Dec 25, 2019
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  7. davidoft

    davidoft Sponsor

    What’s a ig

    an igloo without a toilet :D
     
    davidoft, Dec 25, 2019
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  8. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    How does Rudolph no when it’s christmas?
    He looks at his calendeers !
     
    Barneyrubble, Dec 25, 2019
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  9. matty

    matty Supporter

    What do you call postman pat when he retires.






    Pat
     
    matty, Dec 25, 2019
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  10. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    What does dracula fear most about Christmas?


    Frostbite
     
    Dub and Dubber, Dec 25, 2019
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  11. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    What did Mrs Claus say when it started chucking it down outside?



    "Looks like rain dear"
     
    Dub and Dubber, Dec 25, 2019
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  12. matty

    matty Supporter

    What’s green and turns red at a touch of a button.







    a frog in a blender
     
    matty, Dec 25, 2019
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  13. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Where did Napoleon keep his armies?


    Up his sleevies
     
    Dub and Dubber, Dec 25, 2019
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