Country File Question

Is John Craven still on it?

 

Unbelievably yes, I remember him on John Craven’s News Round half a century ago. They’re trusting him around livestock now.

Very Alun Partridge - voice, jumper, hair, everything really

 

Is Bob Fleming still doing it?

 

I believe so….

 

"Hello there..."

 

Ah but you wont see him moving reluctant sheep up to the turnips or indeed throwing dead ones in to the back of a truck. Lucky for me I had the head end because when we picked it up, the arse end did a rank fart right in my mates face. How I laughed.

 

Remember Keith Lemon and that rude bear thing with the human face that used to get very excited - always think that sounded like John Craven. Maybe it was supposed to for even more comedic effect?…

 

I’ve always found him a bit of an acquired taste. I haven’t acquired it yet

 

Probably going to regret asking, but may one ask why you are thinking of John Craven?

 

I was having a John Craven moment…… don’t we all??

 

I didn’t know turnips could fart. Every day is a school day on TLB

 

Ummm....no

 

Remeber the ciggies in the 1950s - That "Craven A" moment - probably just me then but a friend of mine was Alan Craven so he got some stick

 

John Craven was Dancing With Wolves on Countryfile on Sunday.

(Actually Hungarian wolf-dog hybrids)

 

I've got my long johns on

 

You’ve not lived Marty

 

Not if I can help it!

 

What about Jack Hargreaves,is he still getting his spot on TV

 

A lot of old boys getting jolly while making cider