Chucking your Macdonalds packaging in the road etiquette question

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Jun 12, 2015.

  1. given that much of the highly processed food at fast food outlets is reconstituted mulch, pressed into a shape that resembles part of an animal or something non-threatening, surely the logical development is to cut out the last stage and dispense said mulch directly through a pipe....a McShot

    one plus would be that this pseudo edible excrement would be easier to digest...
     
  2. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    old mcdonald was dyslexic a.e.b.a.d.
     
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  3. Or maybe a McMarmite
     
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  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    They could crush their cars if they didn't pay!
     
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  5. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    What you on about, they (?) Always said the newsprint made it hygienic.
     
  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    My cure for the dastardly felony is quite effective and awe inspiring in its simplicity.

    Self igniting wrapping. Time delayed of course and non igniting if deposited in a proper receptacle.

    Fresh thought here. On a chain that can only be unlocked at the proper receptacle. Of course the resulting car fires in lonely beauty spots and country lanes may present its own problems. Needs a little tweeking :thinking:
     
  7. Quite. The point is that certain people don't care about anything other than their own convenience / laziness and will not react unless fined or otherwise punished.
     
  8. Im a leftie and Im up for exterminating the gits. don't tar me with your poncy right wing softie, lets blame it on the leftie cooshizer!
     
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  9. I'm with you on this Dicky. Ruddy Bristol horsey set!
     
  10. Ra Ra Ra - bash the oiks!!!
     
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  11. the best thing to do is eat the wrappings..... :)

    and leave the mess inside for the birds..:thumbsup:
     
  12. I've seen the mcsplash used to great effect
    Take a tray liner place over an open coke cup with yellow liquid in and place it upside down on the roof of an offenders car while parked. Then remove the tray liner. The liquid stays there until they remove the cup
    They get them and a car covered in mcpizzle. It's quite funny to watch them throw the cup and attempt to knock the mcpizzle of their clothes with their hands
     
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  13. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Would not heat proof hands not be a better development so the 'food' could be slapped straight into ones hand eliminating wrapping, they would have so many more uses
     
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