Cat repellant?

Series of explosive charges buried in the garden activated via your smartphone ......that would keep me amused for hours....
Or....as they did in WW1....did a tunnel under your garden, end it with a large chamber. Fill said chamber with high explosive and some form of remote activation. Retire to a safe distance...wait for cat....Boom!
Job done.

 

Tiger poo ftw like snotty said. Mrs B used to work at a zoo, she asked one of the tiger keepers for some poo.A rubble sack full of Marmite and horse remains turned up on the doorstep, I near guffed. Neighbours cat never came near the garden again, mind you nor did I

 

Sprinkle drawing pins all over your garden.

 

I use one of two options here at Casa Del Terrordales.
This one is effective during daylight hours as no one notices a shotgun blast in the country.


Or one of these at the times you need a silent removal.

 

Shotgun! For the win!!!

 

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One step further - adopt the cat, it treats your garden as its own and your neighbour's as its toilet. Job done - literally.

 

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Actually, in WW1 I think they dug the tunnel under the enemy's position so it should be under your neighbour's garden.

 

I kinda like the idea of me peeing in the garden. Thats gonna be plan A.
Followed by pepper and coffee grounds,

 

Maybe pee into next door's garden instead, then they'll move out and take their peeing animals with them

 

Perhaps the next time Costa ask them for some used coffee beans...they could resale this and put the profit towards their tax bill.

 

I think part of the cat pooing in the garden thing is they know you hate them so they challenge you, if they liked you they would leave you half dead mice to give you a chance to learn how to kill properly.
Our cat poos in many places but leaves the mice with a neighbour, he's obviously working for MyHermes.



And if you dont behave, Chen will come in a bus and see you.

 

I'll get you some of my mates aftershave, apparently cats stay away from him, what he actually said was
" I never get any pussy"

 

Thanks, made me spit out my tea!!

 

It used to be that I collected all the cat poo up with a trowel and shot it back over the fence. After all, it's the neighbours property. Now we've got a new dog that hates cats, there's not so much being deposited at the moment. If it continues i'm quite game on to let the dog crap in their garden.

 

men wont need a bucket ..

 

Not even Mrs Slocombe's?

 

They don't like citrus smell so orange peel works but you can also get pellets from garden centres. Apparently they work