Despite having the Ultimate 2000GTX toilet fitted in his bathroom with bottle opener, ash tray and stereo toilet roll holder @jivedubbin was a tad annoyed that the DAB radio only worked whilst sniffing the toilet seat.
Mr Fitzmichael from the "Defecation Research Department" of Lower Bridlington University confirms that a Poo into a wall mounted toilet is up to 15Db quieter than the traditional floor mounted models.
Kate. Kate. I can get radio Luxembourg from here! Nigel Dear, you have been promising to sort OUR toilet for 10 years now, I don't give a fig about radio flippin Luxembourg. I simply need a loo that flushes!
Hackman had secreted the radio transponder on @poptop2 and was tracking his arrival to yet another loo.
determined to prove the queen really does fart phillip employed a valet to install a secret recording device
I've said this on the forum before, but I believe Her Maj has a lady in waiting who takes the blame whenever the monarch guffs. She may even say solemnly afterwards "ooh, sew a button on that your majesty...".
when my mom used to give me "the look" for farting i replied "even the queen farts"! she would not allow this to be even thought of, the mere thought that her maj rips one out was not allowed, your theory would have pleased her.
Gene Hackman' s legendary deleted "I'd give it 10 minutes" scene from Carry On At Your Convenience.....
