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If it wasn't so cold it would be this long.

 

Look it's one of them Still life things? Wonder what it is

 

Confused 'dogger' has panic attack as he realises walking the dog in the park is totally different from his usual night time dogging.

 

now it's cool to have a baja bay i want this much gap between the wheel and arch

 

Small child in pink coat( Katy) struggles to work Berns strings in the cold.

 

.. and then Doris told Bern he'd forgotten his stunt kite

 

I got this far before breaking down....Honestly!

 

'my dog has just Marmite somewhere, it's usually this long, if you see it stick a flag in it so the football players can dodge it!'

 

Bernie says - " Just seen a squirrel this big"

 

even the dog couldnt believe it when bern mentioned the size of the sausages at the munch wagon .

 

Modern day Fagan attempts to distract the crowd with wild stories of his water divining technique as the young child in pink attempts a long range pick pocket.

 

the rest were not impressed

 

ay calm down calm down dey do do dat (in a scouse accent)

 

I'm Daniel Bernboim

 

I can do the Peter Crouch goal celebration!

 

I think I was saying " If we're very careful the money will last this long "

 

Im telling you it was this big and made a noise like a banshee

 

And this

 

And this

 

Bern says ; Thats the last time i go to that place for a wooden leg