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Schrödinger's cat in epic escape bid

 

Poor Tiddles the cat was never the same since the vet fitted the iron lung.........

 

My new squareback.

 

1st step, remove woofers & tweeters.
2nd step, install meowers & purrers.

 

Tiddles found the safetest place to sit in the plane

 

I'd give it 5 minutes, I really didn't expect that dead rat I ate to come back so quickly...

 

This may well keep me dry but getting out of the cat flap may be an issue

 

Techno> Hummm, this isn't what I ordered

<checks box>

Techno> Well I suppose it is a pussy in a box but it's not what I was after...

 

Little Tim decided that after seeing the magician on TV cut the person in half he would have a go himself.

 

i've seen coke cans in boxes, but a pussy in another box brings tribbing to the extreme.

 

The aircrash investigators were rather shocked when they opened the black box and found it was a black pussy that bought the plane down.

 

Usually when you opened the box you got money.... but when you got the booby you got something useless.
in this case a black cat..
anyone remember what im on about.....