Caption Competition

Cant work out if @hailfrank has just dropped a pound coin and is desperately trying to retrieve it or is having some sort of fit. FREE BEER to the best caption.

 

This is my impression of Michael Jackson

 

Man gets sideburns stuck to wooden floor

 

the arm and leg pulling torture technique is still alive and well int he 21st century!!

 

"Just a bit lower and I can see up her skirt"

 

Damn you beat me to it

 

Okay!!
Who stole the Twister mat?

 

@hailfrank passes out at winning the "Least Co-ordinated Clothing Award" for the 23rd year running.

 

"Due to the lack of bicycles and stairs, I shall throw myself on the floor instead"

 

"What?!?!? @dog has finished his bus?"

 

Go on scratch behind my ear again then I will roll over.

 

Footsie - Wigans Cosen few

 

"@Birdy makes me do it like this"

 

"naked man falls into laundry bin, comes out like Andrew Marr"

 

"Excuse me fella, my side burn is caught in your zipper"

 

"Damn I'm the only one who got the fancy dress invite"

 

I can see a whole lot of name changes coming up when @hailfrank sees this.
That's what happened the last time we mocked him

 

Hail frank wins the invisible bronco riding competition for the second year running.

 

"you think im crap at dancing you should try one of my pizzas"