Ha Ha That is a great photo, Love it Hey Bern, I'm sick of that bag of sh*te bus of mine, I'm thinking of getting a bongo, lowered with a scooby engine, what do you think Shut up Dave and have another drink
"To be honest, I spend most nights on the knife edge between sleep and undiluted terror.....have you got a potion that might help?"
but bern i was sitting here , these are my two pints i ordered for starters , can i have lingueeeneee , thats what i had darn sarf . oh n wheres my hat ? Go !! away !! dave !! n get me a whiskey .
D. Hey Bern you wanna pop back to my van for a real drink? B. No Dave the last time you gave me a real drink my hair fell out and hats aren't cheap you know.
A cautionary tale for would-be online daters D: "Jeez Bern....Oy 'ad no oydea it was yaw! Onist! Yaw said yaw wur 18 and looked loike Justin Bieber...." B: Yeah...OK....I was a bit economical with the truth, but atleast I'm actually bloke! Horny Helen from Huddersfield indeed!!!! long embarrassed pause............................................................. D: Well.....Wur 'ere now....Fancy a curroy?
yeah bern,right, i thought it was anusol yeah, but it's deep heat so i'm struggling, can i borrow your frying pan?
Yes Dave I can tell your in a lot of pain , but do we really have to go through that pullava with the plunger again , i was just about to eat
