At the dinner table, one cannibal says, "I don't like my mother in-law." His friend replies, " just have the vegetables then".
Hear about the cannibal that eat his mother in law , he said he kept chewing but she went on and on .
Two cannibal kids were playing cards with the missionary as he was being boiled The mother said How many times have I told you not to play with your food
Dominic Raab has announced that it is now permissible to eat your neighbours and/or your in laws, but no blood relatives. That seems eminently sensible to me.
Octogenarian meat can be tough, but flavoursome, so slow cooking is the order of the day. Add a few sprigs of thyme and a bay leaf if you have any in your store cupboard. A chilled glass of Chablis works well too.
