canibal strikes again...

think they get him in for the ladies....lets face it Gary Neville may have a great line in nice ties but he's no adonis

 

That used to be David (Daveed) Ginola's job didn't it?

 

Chewy Louis and the blues.

 

maybe they should get Ian Dowie in....

 

The lady I dog-walk for had a dog years ago that used to bite - she thinks it was due to bad breeding. Lots of people said she should have him put down, but in the end, she had some of his teeth removed. Problem solved.

 

I wonder if the victim was al dente?

 

He certainly wasn't pasta his prime.....

 

I've just read that Liverpool will ditch him and take on two players from FC Shanghai, Chinese strikers Hee Bei Chu and Chu Mai Bum. Should solve the problem.....or will it ?

 

Luis could still give you a nasty suck...

 

IF the twazzock was a dog hed of been shot long ago...

please . somebosy.......

 

From Twitter

 

Of course social media is awash with hand-wringing Scousers defending him.

Always the victims...

 

It is human nature for supporters to defend their own players, I'm sure a fair few Man United players defended Cantona for the kung fu kick incident which everyone else found disgraceful.

Not all scousers are victims as you put it - see my missus comments earlier in the thread:

 

As this is a friendly board and you've mentioned your other half I will not comment any further.

 

I've checked, and his inoculations are up to date, apart from kennel cough.

 

thought long and hard about an appropriate pun and the only one I could muster with was that while he may be banned from domestic competion, he'll definitely feature in the Chompy 'uns League....


Lame, I know...it's been a long day....