Can I have some advice from an electrician please

Twist em together and use some sellotape to insulate them.
Job done.

 

Did you write the latest Spanish building codes?

 

Were you the previous owner of my house?

 

Si Senor!

 

Don't forget, if you're wiring to Greek regs, to leave a couple of spare lives sticking out of the bathroom wall "for later"

 

Sparky porn!!!

 

That would genuinely turn on some of the sparkle monkeys I've met on site.

 

Why are they all called Lee? It's a mystery.

 

You've got no idea how funny that comment is. One of the instructors at the club I train at is a sparky called lee. Priceless.

 

They all are. I don't know why.

 

Lol and I've just realised that my cousin is a sparky called Liam, but we shorten it to Lee!!

 

got them all over the place - house campervan etc

 

They are a great invention. Use 'em in your van

 

Round here they're all called Alec

 

Good advice, I think.

 

Tut Tut, other brands of sticky back plastic are available

 

All of you are wrong. The only way round this is to buy a new house.

 

Wrap the chocolate block in insulation tape then put up a picture over the top of it.

 

Definitely the sparkie who rewired our house. I use "rewired" in the loosest sense.