I do believe it is actually impossible to be the one to 'eat all the pies' though some people may look a little like they have had a damn good go at it!
i was thinking more along the lines of http://lovethatred.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/633880918945748889.jpg
Did someone mention Pie eatin, Im up for that where do I sign up! Surprised weve had no Wigganners contributing yet!