Bob's your uncle

I've got an uncle Bob too.

 

When rain clouds used to appear over the horizon my mum used to say "it's a bit dark over Bill's mothers"....when I questioned her who this person was she said "I don't know but somebody over there must have a son called Bill"

 

You only had to ask! I had an Uncle Bob, he was a lovely gentle giant. I've got an Aunty Frances, but if I called her Aunt Fanny I'm sure I wouldn't live to tell the tale

 

nothing like a hot Aunt Fanny !!

 

I've actually learnt something today: that Fanny is short for Frances, not that you've got one. An Aunt that is. (I give up - there's no way of stopping this sounding rude...)

 

Don't give up!

 

Bob's my Dad. Jim's my uncle ... I'm always correcting people on this...

 

Wait a minute, this is what my auntie and uncle done; swapped partners with their friends. It must be the same people so does that mean I'm your great niece or something?

 

My mum says the same thing

 

All these years and I never knew that

 

I've got an uncle terry

 

i dont mind you is great n neeece so you you could be

 

Ahhh poor you. I'll have to introduce you to some of my nieces and nephews.

 

I have managed ok all these years ,don't put yourself out on my part

 

I had an uncle Wally, if that helps.

 

Ok, no worries. Just in case you're interested I could also introduce you to my neighbour Gordon Bennett.

 

I've got an uncle Ron Pickering

 

I had a uncle bob ,his brother was called Albert ,my nephew is called Rob after Bob...

Bob used to always give my 10 bob when I visited ,that was everytime I was skint ,which was often...

him and Albert were gardeners....

Their sister is called Dot...(she is still alive )