Bluebottles

They get in through a small gap in a window
You open the door wide to let them out
But they can't find their way through it !

 

lets face it they land on dog poo

 

Let em in, its spider season in most houses now, that'll learn 'em

 

Every time I see a fly now I think of Noel Fielding's sketch... funneeeee.

 

The gentle clap of paws as our cat catches flies is a pleasure.
The crash of furniture as he launches himself at the fly maybe less so.

 

I zap bluebottles with one of those electric tennis racquet things. Is doesn't kill them but just stuns them enough for the dog to get them.

The best Bluebottle was in the Goon Show.

 

Yep I have one of those, i stun em then put them back on the racquet and fry the little blighters...... I'm not a Buddhist.

 

Bit small for a burger aren't they?

 

Mmmm if you get enough you can cover a burger bun, recommended with brown sauce....... beats pulled pork! ......Btw when did pulled pork become a thing?! I never heard of pulled pork til 12 months ago, now it's everywhere!

 

It's pulled everything now. Beef, ham, lamb... even chicken. Which led my other half to point out that could legitimately be called "pulled cock". Just a matter of time.

 

I've had pulled cock, less often these days tho

 

I blame Adam Richman