Bloomin kids , last night at 1am i pulled my truck into a layby ,its ten minutes from the yard and one or two of us meet up there at night pre finish ,anyhow i was first in and leaned the seat back a little , as you do , soon there were little zeds falling out of the open window and poptop was taking five . Half an hour into my litle nap i heard one of my mates pull in behind me , soon there were little zeds dripping out of his open window too . Its a long open layby on a dual track and is a regular run from Brum to our town for the corsa brigade , at 01.40 am i was awoken by a loud blast on a horn and a bang up the side of me truck , then more blasts on a horn , when i came round me mate Col was walking up from his truck , little bstds he said , i looked at my truck and they had chucked a macdonalds chocolate flurry up the side of the cab -- messy . Just then our mate Mick pulled in , we told him about the chocolate respray and the inconsiderate little so n so's , had they no consideration for us hard working truckers , we had a fag and a laugh about it before heading off in convey to the yard . It was only a half mile or so and we came across the most wonderful site , the little devils in the clio had broken down and across the brow of the hill much to their astonishment were three 60 foot long identical artics , like john Waynes cavalry we were coming to get em , or so they thought , i indicated in , Mick n Col pulled up behind me , the three little scrotes looked a little scared . " Who threw the effin drink up me truck ?" i asked sternly , they pointed at a scruffy little weasel , " get it cleaned off i told him " , he started to get lippy but i told him to get i done . Meanwhile Mick n Col asked the driver what was up , he did'nt know , " it just cut out ! " he said , on closer inspection we found he had run out of petrol and had no can , or money . The upshot was , mick took one of em to the garage , got a can and some fuel and the the weasel cleaned my truck off , we got their names and addresses ( one lived a street away from Mick ) and eventually got the clio going . They were just a bored bunch of kids , alright really but they had the shock of their lives ,we coulda got all macho on em but we were the same when we were kids , it was a laugh really and brightened up a otherwise boring night tehehe.
