Time to brush my long flowing locks, plait my pony tail and get ready to face the world. In fact I may even plait my beard today, just because I can. All these chrome domes are just jealous of us who aren't follicley challenged.: lol:
Wash, rinse, wash again, then conditioner to keep your hair in top class condition. These baldies don't know or can't remember what they're missing.
Hair is a thing of the past. Baldness is a sign of virility (I read that in the Sun so it must be true!!!)
But it is true. As stated, It was in the Sun (not that rag The Guardian) and @Barry Haynes said so too so it MUST be true!
Yep, conditioner to keep your lovely hair in good shape. We shouldn't judge the hairless. If they want to walk around looking like members of the BNP, that's fine
I went for my haircut the other day The guy asked me if I blend my beard He looked shocked when I said it’s been a busy week I’ll whip it of when I get home What is it with blokes and these superbly groomed beards nowadays?
I'm off out now for morning coffee and to allow the baldies of the village to admire my long flowing locks.
Once we got past the year 2000 women stopped grabbing my arse on a night out I wore a kilt at a wedding and the women there had proper wandering hands There’s always a method to the madness
