Blimey

Everything in the solar system orbits Barnsley, apparently.

 

I know but you know what I mean, we & the other planets orbit the sun & the moon (our moon) orbits us whilst orbitting the sun etc etc

 

Imagine what its orbital velocity would be at that distance

 

Not as fast as ripping it's heart out and installing a Subaru ...

 

It would be exacly the same as the ISS, since it is distance from the earth not mass which determines an object's speed in a stable orbit.

 

That would be impossible. The weight would be too much and it would crash into the earth destroying Barnsley.