Birthday pressies! WARNING Explicit Content!

It is a late Late. They've got the year wrong.

 

Ringer...
and the van..

 

We had a fake cake that Mrs Dicky produced, and fake prosecco, and fake snake bites (with black).
Didn't get to see the vintage teasmade, so that may be a fake goblin.

 

I can live with that. Im a fake 55 btw!

 

I had a fake hangover yesterday morning too!

 

Bloody child, but still older than Ms.T.

 

Im gonna write to the fake President. This is all a very sorry state of affairs!

 

Cradle-snatcher

 

And proud of it.

 

Who is this Dorian Grey?

 

Its a bus not a camper!

 

PS wasn't the "explicit" that I wanted to see ... "Dickie"'s always good value
Happy Birthday!

 

My camper is a 71 model
My wife is a 76 model, born is 76, not 76 years old

 

And @snotty reckons I'm a cradle snatcher.

 

You should be ashamed of yourself ...

 

Maybe I should, but I'm not.
Besides there's not that much of a difference in my age and Ms.T's.

 

What's the life insurance policy situation ?

 

Mine kept getting topped up, not sure about hers.