Lol I think the bum contest needs to be an annual event (although your gonna have to watch the cupping birdy :) Im not saying this because I was pleased with the result!
Just to clarify how this all started!! : : I made Birdy laugh so much he wanted to give me a kiss Now im just starting to get used to handshakes and hugs (ive never been much of a people person thats Shells side of the relationship) So i thought the best response was to say im not much of a kisser but would settle for a hug He replied maybee a manly handshake would be better and i thought I had maybee made a faux pah in social interactions so I insited on the hug but put a provisor in that he didnt cop a feel of my ass (seemed a good condition without Shell about to advise! :-[) Anyway landed at camperjam saw Birdy and made haste to prove my point with a friendly big hug!! Would you belive it he grabbed a feel!! Now Like most blokes I started to feel competative and wanted a kindof score what he though (shell told me bear Grylls has a nice ass and maybee ive had bum envy since and was trying to get some ego back : :) Anyway as luck would have it i scored well ;D ;D Bouncing around glowing with new found ego I happend to boast to Iggle about how good the score was.. This is the interesting bit Iggle got really upset. seemed he was proud that Birdy liked his bum and in true bloke style wanted a bum off (that sounds sooooo wrong!! ) The stage was set myself iggle and strangly para got dragged into the mix to be left to Birdys mercy in an atempt to settle a typical blokes argument about who is best! Im not going to go into the details of what happened but Birdy did his judging (got a red card for some cupping ) and the best bum was decided fair and square ;D ;D Your all just upset because my in training bum is the best now get over it!!! next year we will run it again and anyone brave enough to be left to the mercy (in a public domain) of Birdy can have a stab at my crown!! BEST BLOKES BUM ON TLB !!!! As an aside Birdy you are very gentle (now the rumour mill starts ;D)
That was so funny. And all so true. The picture in the top belongs to a Woddylubber though he looks more like a 'Lumpylogger" Who came to my Camper Jam rescue along with Silver. Cheers chaps
