Bingo!

I have been drafted over to the next village with our vintage village bingo machine Sir Galahad the Roto-thro from the village hall to do the calling.I have spent an hour getting the beast running.




My question is, I havnt been to anything bingo since I was a kid, has anything changed calling wise, any advise or fancy pants number intros.
Cheers Dave

 

Love that beast

 

I'm not sure you can still mention 2 fat ladies

 

coolio three fat ladys no 3

 

6n9 ermm wrongway round

 

Awesome that things like that are still in use

Feck you disposable society were rural and our old bingo machine still works
Anyone for doms on sunday?

 

shuv ape nee

 

Two little ducks

 

It looks like a furnace. Pizza cooker thing? Lol

 

all the fours dirty draws

 

Look at the dvds cowering behind it at its amazing superiority

 

Its the radiation its giving off and asbestos dust flying out of it, those dvds are the complete breaking bad as well!!

 

I thought it was droopy?

 

errrm it probly is mostly

 

You could say "Two person of indeterminate gender who are happy with their body image...88"

 

That's more like it.

I'd also go with "Number of Facebook genders - 51!".

 

5 n 9 nick um of the neighbours line

 

What's the time?
Half past nine...

 

Garden gate

I'm in heaven


Never been kissed

 

bless