Best Joke

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tilly, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. Tim Vine has won the best joke of the Edinburgh fringe again, first time anyone has won it twice.
    And the winning joke was.


    "Sold the vacuum cleaner the other day" ........................."Well it was just gathering dust"

    Another one of his

    Went For a coffee and asked for a Cappuccino, "to sit in" I was asked " ...................."no I want to drink it"
     
  2. I really like Tim Vine's material, especially his quickfire stuff. Although when I met him at our school fete in 1997 he was an arse :(
     
  3. 2 pikey ladies meet in the street one is pushing a baby in a pram the other pikey says ye got a baby then , is it teething yet ah says the other pikey she got a handbag and a purse last week owen nw
     
  4. velcro......what a rip off
     
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  5. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    @bernjb56 posted these on Facebook earlier :eek:
     
  6. Any pictures of his cat?
     
  7. Splitter!
     
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  8. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Funny you should mention it :eek:

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  9. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    would be better if it was licking an ice cream
     
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  10. ...t4s are cool! Lol
     
  11. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    That's true
     

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