Besides Oscar, is anyone famous on here?

I was in the local newspaper when I got arrested for cottaging in my local park toilets some time ago. I did get off with a warning to be careful in future after I explained I was an out of hours builder/handyman called out to unblock the toilets and the reason I was dressed as a member of the village people was because I had been attending a fancy dress party when I got the call out. The judge suggested 'in hindsight' it was probably a fau paux answering the policemans knock on the cubicle door with a John Inman type " I'm free".

Life's a learning curve.