So while surfing the net one day he found a test , test the victim at varying distances mmm he thought. Whilst still i his shed at the bottom of the garden he shouted " Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply So he tried again from the patio he shouted "Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply So he tried again from the lounge he shouted " Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply So he tried again from the dinning room he shouted " Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply Golly he thinks she is deaf. So he goes in the kitchen and right up ta her face he shouts " DARLING WHATS FOR DINNER TONIGHT." she looks at him and says FOR F88K SAKE BERT FOR THE SIXTH TIME CHICKEN!!