Bert thought his wife was deaf!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Barneyrubble, Sep 13, 2013.

  1. So while surfing the net one day he found a test , test the victim at varying distances mmm he thought.



    Whilst still i his shed at the bottom of the garden he shouted " Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply

    So he tried again from the patio he shouted "Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply

    So he tried again from the lounge he shouted " Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply

    So he tried again from the dinning room he shouted " Darling whats for dinner tonight" No reply

    Golly he thinks she is deaf. So he goes in the kitchen and right up ta her face he shouts " DARLING WHATS




    FOR DINNER TONIGHT."
























    she looks at him and says FOR F88K SAKE BERT FOR THE SIXTH TIME CHICKEN!!
     
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  2. Terrordales

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    Sounds like me & the Missus ...................... except the roles are reversed :lol:
     

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