Balls...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Joker, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. mine are black and the size of o.ranges right now
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  2. Zed

    Zed Gradually getting grumpier

    Snip?
     
  3. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

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  4. yes mate. And I mean black!

    And I know loads of people who've had it done, loads of bravado - 'doesn't hurt'. I have a high pain threshold but...

    I have a post op infection. Its like having me nadgers pulled by a clawed hoof (if such a thing exists) whilst having a knife twisted in my gut and I bounce up and down on a cricket ball.

    Which is nice.

    Now, interestingly, Mr. Lefthand was all fine and no issues - doc was standing to my right and leaning over to my left. But then he came to Mr.Righthand and he stayed on that side of the table. Mr. Righthand is the hurty one.

    My theory?

    If I was sewing a big cushion on a table, i'd do one side and then either turn the cushion round or walk to the other side of the table, just to make sure my cutting and stitching was symmetrical.

    I'm the cushion. The surgeon flew out to India on holiday the day after so I had to go to my GP, she confirmed I have an infection (inside)

    The upside?

    We've been together for 22 years - no other woman has had her hands in my pants in all that time.

    This week?

    5 of them, and i've been able to flash my knob at all of them without having to wear my mack, or fear of being nicked.

    Result
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  6. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    been there, done it....contrary to what folk say, yes it does chuffing hurt!!
     
  7. comfy cushion time?
     
  8. dog

    dog Tea Boy

    ouchy!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. Oh dear. I had been thinking of getting this done. Maybe a re-think is in order. I'll get me mac!
     
  10. Moons

    Moons Guest

     
  11. Ouch !!!!!!!
     
  12. Goodness gracious!

    You have my symapthy as Ive been there too!
     
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  14. Well done mate... i've been there too and share the pain with you. You'll get no 'jokey' comments from me :)



























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  15. Hope normal colour resumes soon😊



     
  16. oh believe me, when it was originally posted after Camperjam last year there were loads of comments, shame we lost them in the 'great crash of 2011'
     
  17. Ouch. Making my eyes water.


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