Australia doesn't exist!

I’m a member of the East Grinstead The earth is flat group and I can confirm Australia doesn’t exist further more neither does the Sun in Barnsley

 

This confirmed that @Terrordales is not real - it says so on his posts - made from recycled electron and pixels - QED

 

I wonder why I was on a plane for 20 odd hours then ?? where did I go to???

 

If only the sinking ships part was real. We could do with another shipment or 2 or 20

 

Barry Island, but flying really really low...

 

You called

 

If you were in anything less than Premium Economy then it only felt like 20 hours.

 

You rumbled me at last.
Actually we live in the Galloway Hills in sunny Ayrshire.

 

I stayed a couple of nights in the hotel next to the Casino in Perth. Outside the grass in the park was perfect.
It felt like I was in a film set where people were playing at being Australians.
Then flew to Broome where the only wildlife I met was one locust and a small flock of emus crowding the drive through in the drive through liquor store. The aboriginal people on their way through the mangroves seemed unreal too..
The price of beer was almost as bad as in Hamble..
Exmouth was also wierd with a hotel run by 3 women because all the men were working in Perth... And nobody anywhere else. The only animals I saw were sheep in full fleece and 40 degree heat on my way to the airfield.... I am pretty sure Australia is fabricated ...

 

The Sun doesn't exist in Barnsley?? yes it does along with the Daily Star , The Green Un and Mirror, there are other periodicals and daily reads available,
if you are speaking of the big yellow thing then i am here in rainy Cambridge not knowing whether i am sunburnt or rusty

 

All ex- pats are welcome back to the sun. All non believers will not be allowed over the newly built wall
@Barry Haynes is welcome to sit on the wall to see what he is missing, being only 1/2 Yorkshire

 

You forgot to add, on my mums side strange lot

 

I went to Australia on a boat. It took 6 weeks, where else would I have gone?

 

Round in a big circle.

 

but its a FANTASTIC make believe place to live

 

The captain got lost ,it’s not easy going round in circles , I’ve got a couple of northern friends who say they live in Australia but it can’t be true how would they be understood ?

 

They're just jealous of our weather.
It was 32°C today in Canberra.
How was it up your way?

 

34 here on the central coast,going to have to replace the mower blades again at this rate

 

I'm thinking of moving a couple of sheep into the front garden to keep the grass down.