At home alone :)

So playing AC/DC, Motorheed etc at extreme loudness.

 

just keep away from anything sharp

 

Perfect opportunity to try out that new wood shredder, I would've thought...

 

I bet his other half has bought him one, upped the insurance pay out and gone window shopping...............for now!

 

I am stuck at home with a lot of French teenagers...

I'd rather been alone....or in a desert with no water or down a well or under a car, but at least cycling is on tele....

 

Put a CD on and do some Dad Dancing. They'll soon clear off when they see your cool moves.

 

Why don't you sharpen some knives to pass the time, that is safe enough

 

...or redo some mains wiring, maybe?

 

come round , I am doing a barby with my westfalia fork...

 

Just me?

 

They're back now from town

 

bring the tribe...

 

Never mind, I'm sure it was great while it lasted!

 

Dan (son No. 3) has fresh squid to cook.

 

Trouble a brewing
Watch 30 minute make over and go for it what could possibly go wrong

 

Have a MTV party

 

Good choice of music fella

 

Put it on the barby...

I am on le cidre now...

Pool looks inviting...(if it was'nt full of spotty teens)

 

I do try and keep hip and down wit the young folks.

I don't see any spotty teens, have you drowned them?