Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Jules65, Sep 7, 2019.
Sorry, I meant to add, "with the obvious exception of @Ermintrude, who is being exceptionally helpful as always"
Not failing at all! It's very entertaining!
You're not the first and you won't be the last........
In fairness that's only for automotive maintenance. Gardening for example has to be my Judy Garland style ruby slippers. Jobs around the house tend to be diamante jack boots. All depends on the task in hand you see.......
Incidentally, has the OP tried somewhere like Schuh?
(Yeah, I know, a vaguely sensible answer....what am I thinking? )
Thank you for looking @Ermintrude, unfortunately they are a size 4 (EU 37) and the current Mrs T is a size 5 (EU 38).... so close but so far
Get her a shoe horn to go with them....Sorted!
I don’t think I dare.
I jokingly showed her these as an alternative. The places she suggested she would shove the heel made we wince and cross my legs
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Hang on a minute!! I have re-read the original post. Why/how did YOU leave the shoes out?
Get her a pair of Jimmy Choo's she will forget all about the polka dot ones! Fact!
Quick search (deity help my browser history!) turned up these on Amazon...
Show Story Red Two Tone Spot Polka Dots Bow Stiletto Platform High Heel Pump,LF30406RD38,5UK,Red https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00J4OVHR8/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_Le9CDb9B8ZHC7
To me they look fine.....however the wife (whom for me is she whom must be obeyed) has pointed out the styling is not peep toe......
It passes the time looking dont it
I must say I have perused more footwear on pole dancing and fetish footwear sites that my browser is seriously corrupted and if the wife checks the history will start asking questions I may find a bit tricky to answer (one search leads to another etc)
It would be a lot easier just to find a new wife - there’re plenty around - than to find these shoes. Just a thought.
What do you mean by current Mrs T
In the words of the late great Barry White........she’s my third, my last, my......
You've had 3
You could get her a .......
I think you're doing mighty fine with the pair she likes
looks like the style was called 'Lotty' from spring 2009 - you may get lucky with an ebay find of nos ones in the right size but i reckon you'd get luckier by telling her that you will buy her some manolo blahnik's of her choice
She may not like Turkish food.
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