... as the Actress said to the Bishop

Is it only me or does anyone else have an occasional day when everything anyone says brings this time-honoured expression to mind?

 

No

 

its just you

 

I see people are going to be very sparse with their replies on this one ... Wonder why.

 

I was very late picking up a lady from Sainsbury’s on Saturday due to an accident in town, when I eventually got there the lady said to me
“ I didn’t think you was ever going to come for me”
To which I replied
“ As the actress said to the Bishop “
Luckily she didn’t hear me

 

You're not alone...the wife says it quite a bit.

 

I do keep it to myself ......
mostly.

 

Be gin ing to feel, a BIT better

 

Are the tablets working?

 

That's what she said.

 

I thought this was a que for this type of joke .....
She was only the fishmongers daughter but she laid on the slab and said fillet...as the actress said to the bishop.

 

She was only a pilot's daughte but she kept her cockpit clean.

 

I say it all the time
It must be that i work with people that come up with excuses all the time
Like it wasn't me
Said the bishop to the quire boy

 

Now I've read this thread I'll be saying it all day at every given opportunity .as the actress said to bishop

 

... well I suppose you WERE posting at 2.55 am

 

I'm surprised he was up at that time of the morning, said the actress...etc etc etc

 

Have you ever seen a nun with the monk on

 

Yep - say it all the time - but it is a very 60s thing