Are you somebody, nobody or do you think you are 'Someone'?

I invented the westfalia fork...

 

ah but -
"I think, I think I am, therefore I am, I think"

 

Just remembered, I'm Spartacus

 

well I was someone once to a few students at least,I was Handy Nige on The student radio network ,stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Sadly those days have gone and nobody seeks my advice anymore when putting shelves up in there students digs

 

Don't you know who i am?

 

one day we will all be no body, above ground anyway , well ,thats what someone told me ,that doesnt know any body .

 

Quite content being someone of no importance , but then again we are all important in one way or another.

 

infamy infamy they've all got it in for me

 

I am not a someone, i am a free man!

 

I'm such a no-one, I imagine no-one will be able to see this post..

 

I'm not the messiah, I'm just a very naughty boy.

 

Are you Number One? Or number twos?

 

Number twos

 

I'm someone whom's a nobody and thats fine by me.

 

I'm me. No one else can be me and when we meet you will know it's me.

 

Sinner man, love that one

 

I'm somebody i think. I used to play in a really crappy punk band and I have a fan who never fails to accost me if I go to any pub in a certain city. Even 30 years later so I made an impression on one person at least. Does that count?

 

So...who is Number One?