Are they really bivvy shoes Barry?

@Barry Haynes

What are these, Bazza? Please enlighten....

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B07WNR4M5J/ref=cm_sw_r_em_apa_i_SpCYDb90AWXV5

 

Crocs.

 

There's no holes for your dignity to run out of

 

Watch out Pikey is nicking the holes from crocs

 

Marmitee

 

How about these bar stewards
https://www.alpinetrek.co.uk/valandre-olan-down-shoes/

 

Or these
https://www.tackleuk.co.uk/Shop/Wal...AJpsdRtv43CMl9NIz3V1wD1YVKhLtovBoCxUAQAvD_BwE

 

Buy these....or you could just go back to your nice warm house, apologise to the wife for being such an ar5e and get on with your life.

 

Clearly they are garden shoes

 

Bazza, told you to buy sun cream for your trip to Barnsley
Think you may not get out of town unharmed wearing them

 

Wait till you see his vinyl hotpants...

 

That's put me right off my morning coffee and artisanal sourdough toast with hand cut farmhouse o.range marmalade.