It’s a fairly simple thing to get into perspective. Rather than thinking of it in years, think of it as being about the length of time you’ll normally wait for a DPD delivery.
And if when all the oil has gone Will he have enough battery to get to my house before his van runs out
This is 500 million trillion miles away DPD.. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-47873592
I finally had a proper DPD taster. Only 1 week instead of 147 million years, but it felt quite a long time. I bought two very secondhand cheap headlamp units for one of my Peugeot cars as the clear plastic had gone yellow, not just cloudy. One I clicked on 'click and collect', the other one I left as 'deliver to postal address' Deliver to Postal Address : eBay told me it was delivered on 9th May to my home address. No it wasnt. Click and Collect : DPD tracking website said it was delivered on 10th May to local Sainsburys store. I went up on the 13th to see if the parcel was there. ... the helpful PFY told me it wasnt there. On the 17th, as I was about to go on the warpath, suddenly eBay sent me an email with the collection barcode. What happened I was told by another helpful person was they were looking for my parcel, and it seems DPD used a different courier to make the delivery to the store. So it wasnt booked in under DPD. The helpful person said he actually had been looking at parcels that hadnt been collected and found mine. He made the connection. +1 to Sainsburys , -1 to DPD and -1 to me for random clicking. The parcel actually contained both headlamp units as the seller worked out what I meant really.