Anyone do funerals in their Bay?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Nov 8, 2019.

  1. Spray it black, bed flat, plenty of room for a coffin. If the van breaks down, not as if the occupant is going to complain. And you get to wear a top hat.

    Winner :thumbsup:
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  2. I'd do it just to wear a topper at work
    As a bonus I have a superbly mournful expression....

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  3. You need a Westfalia funeral trailer for that, just the job!
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  4. :thumbsup:
  5. I tow a pizza oven. Maybe we should do cremations.
  6. Funerals shmunerals! Am thinking of doing Bar Mitzvahs in my bus.....

    only catch is I’m not Jewish, and I no longer have a bus, but surely these are minor details already!
  7. Firstly hat could only be worn when out the van . Upside ...body won't STINK as it's stone dead cold in a bus .
    After sale could be slow with the fact that punters will assume countless dead body's slump't in the back .

    Upside you could blame the leaks on the floor being the engine and not body fluid .
    Also you could say it's never been thrashed and only done a 10 mile A to B run ...But i do like a black painted bus with silver wheels ...nearly bought one .
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  8. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Administrator

    I’d even buy a Splitty if the hat comes with it.

  9. Is the bike used as back up transport if the bus breaks down?
  10. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Administrator

    It is kind of odd isn’t it? Maybe it’s not been well either.
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  11. for which person ?
  12. The brown bread one
  13. I couldn't see any rope on the roof to tie him or her to it .
  14. Probably have to balance the casket on the crossbar and ride verrrrrrry slowly
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  15. You could diversify into embalming. Thing is...what oil would you use?
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  16. Would be better if was a tandem , and a trifle wobbly to the crem .
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  17. Neats foot oil for the win .
  18. Think I’ve been doing this, as carried a dead engine in the back for last 12 months
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  19. Cheap hat :D
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  20. Spat mi beer out !!


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