...and your inside leg measurement, please

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  1. snotty

    snotty

    I’ll warm the tape, sir

    36” :thumbsup:
     
    snotty, Jun 17, 2019
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  2. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    28 waist
    32 leg
     
    Barry Haynes, Jun 17, 2019
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  3. Soggz

    Soggz Supporter

    Why?
     
    Soggz, Jun 17, 2019
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  4. pyroking

    pyroking

    too damned long!
     
    pyroking, Jun 17, 2019
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  5. snotty

    snotty

    And how long’s your nose, Baz
    :rolleyes:
     
    snotty, Jun 17, 2019
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  6. Betty the Bay

    Betty the Bay Supporter

    Depends on how many times he repeats that quote !
     
    Betty the Bay, Jun 17, 2019
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  7. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    His arms couldn't reach the whole way around :)
     
    crossy2112, Jun 17, 2019
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  8. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Must be a bummer folk asking why you never wear full length trousers Snotts :)
     
    crossy2112, Jun 17, 2019
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  9. snotty

    snotty

    Long trousers next term :thumbsup:
     
    snotty, Jun 17, 2019
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  10. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    But what's the giraffe going to wear after you nicked his trousers :)
     
    crossy2112, Jun 17, 2019
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  11. snotty

    snotty

    Lol :)
     
    snotty, Jun 17, 2019
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  12. Barneyrubble

    Barneyrubble

    :eek: You have three feet , jake ?o_O
     
    Barneyrubble, Jun 17, 2019
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  13. nicktuft

    nicktuft Supporter

    Sorry but that's untrue..otherwise it would have be an up and under...
     
    nicktuft, Jun 17, 2019
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  14. snotty

    snotty

    They call him “Stumpy”
     
    snotty, Jun 17, 2019
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  15. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    A word of warning, if you're ever being fitted for a kilt don't believe the tailor if he wants to measure your inside leg. :eek::eek::eek::eek:

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    And don't I look fabulous
     
    Terrordales, Jun 18, 2019
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  16. Barry Haynes

    Barry Haynes I dance in leopard skin mankini’s

    It's a skirt man:p
     
    Barry Haynes, Jun 18, 2019
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  17. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    With a man bag :thumbsup:
     
    crossy2112, Jun 18, 2019
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  18. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Shut up Haynes !
     
    Terrordales, Jun 18, 2019
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  19. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    I'm disappointed, I expected better from you. :(
     
    Terrordales, Jun 18, 2019
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  20. crossy2112

    crossy2112 Supporter

    Sorry Mr T it was the best I could come up with :)
     
    crossy2112, Jun 18, 2019
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