Alternative terms for your willy please

Dave

 

One eyed trosure snake

 

Mrs B says "Keep it clean" ??- How you going to keep a thread with that title clean on a forum full of dirty old men



oh and "COCK" as its one of the only times I can get away with saying it on TLB :laugh2:

 

widgy ^-^

 

Hampton

Middle wicket

Clock weight

 

Tadger
Schlong
Old boy
Trouser snake
Winkie
Ding a ling

 

Tissefant

 

Chopper
Pee-nos
Purple headed warrior
Meat dagger

 

How come everyone's missed the obvious one?

Cock.

There you go, I said it.

 

my favorite the staff of god
the voimiting stick
the gear stick

or the flute
owen nw

 

Kidney wiper

 

Meatpuppet

 

I've tried all these names but whenever I talk to it, it never responds !

 

flipper,
stocking stuffing snake,
meat injection,
Knob,
Winkle,
Little man,
Thrashing Stick