Alternative Bingo Lingo

As part of Children In Need a colleague and I will be hosting a lunchtime Bingo event and rather than have the usual two fat ladies and legs eleven lingo for the numbers I was trying to find some amusing alternatives.

I do have some work related stuff but thought I would see if any of the other comedy geniuses on here could come up with some variations.

For example:

57 - life expectancy of a Glaswegian

9 - Are you a Nazi spy

 

69 a meal for two with a hairy view.

 

15 - not yet legal
16 - young and keen


perhaps not for Children in need!

 

ghandis dinner 80it meant ghandi 8 (ate) 0 (nothing)

 

one and two pee n poo ??? 12

 

two n eight what a state : 28

 

Keep them coming.

 

2 clinically obese women 88

1 clinically obese woman and a donut 80

staying alive 55

 

seven n seven old mans heaven 77

eight n nine dont touch mine 89

two n one red hot fun 21

three n nine in their prime 39

 

three n four tell us more 34

Eight n three pants with wee 83