A word of WARNING!

@Barry Haynes has asked me to make him some things in leatherette!! I fear there may be some revealing pics when all comes together!

 

I don't know if my upholstery skills can stretch to that! (Give it a go though) ((Give the sewing of that particular item a go not the bloke in the gimp suit))

 

Please, no.

 

I doubt @Barry Haynes can stretch like that.

 

Not without breaking wind, anyway ...

 

@SweeneyTodd offered to make me a catsuit in lovely soft leatherette Just like the ones in the “special” magazines he buys from dirty Eric down his local, reluctantly Ive agreed to model it for Mr Todd and his friends

 

You will look lovely.

 

Just bear in mind this is a classic car forum

 

Everyone else gets new seat covers and door cards, I get a cat suit

 

Don’t give us that, you didn’t complain last time when you was offered money

 

Barry has sent me a sample
It has arrived in this plain brown envelope!?!

 

Oh no that was supposed to go off to the hospital, whatever you do don’t drink it

 

Wasn't the bloke in Only Fools who they tried to sell the blow up dolls to called dirty Barry?? Coincidence ??

 

Bazza' been trying to keep that secret for years

 

Its Gimp, not cat!

 

That as well

 

If he's asked you to do another vinyl posing pouch, don't make the elastic so tight this time...

 

You don't both slip on the same pair Snotts!?!? That WOULD be a tight squeeze! Makes my eyes water just thinking about it!