A thread to cheer Barry Haynes up.

Why do you keep fish in your camper?
Doesn't it get a bit smelly in hot weather?
Oh, I forgot; you're in England and don't get hot weather.

 

Yep fish in the back of my camper, silly Billy's, I'm going fishing, taking my camper, then I'm going to sleep overnight in my camper next to the lake

 

Breaking news Bazza they may have to play the game again.


They found some trip wire in the penalty area. So maybe no diving after all

 

I went to see Chelsea yesterday, she wasn't in, but her husband was damn.

 

I've just seen it on the TV, it was a bit pathetic, to be fair Chelsea players don't dive about that often, I suppose we were getting a bit desperate

 

Don't think diving in front of ref helps tho

 

What!? Costa, Hazard ...? Also didn't Azilicueta get the 'Two Bad of the Year' award for going down as if poleaxed and then when they lost possession he jumped up and sprinted back into defence?

 

About same as yottie pubs in Hamble..

 

Probably cheap compared to what you paid to watch a bunch of one-legged imbeciles dancing around the park!