97% of men

left in a room with a tea cosy will put it on his head

 

It's been a while since I did that

 

What other use is there? Haven't used a tea pot for years, granny would turn in her grave (if she were dead)

 

Its funny coz its true

 

So where do the 3% of other men stick it??

 

They must be asleep

 

I wouldn't need to be left alone... ???

 

Guess what I'm wearing...

 

wasn't it a Billy Connoly sketch? never trust a man if left alone in a room with a tea cosy wouldn't try it on?

 

Not bad if theres only 3% of blokes you cant trust. What intrigues me is why women wouldnt get the urge to don what surely would be a perfectly normal piece of headgear for blokes (obviously) if it wasnt for fear of critscism from the fairer sex. So why do we live under this opression brothers. I say wear it and wear it proud. Or not!

 

Where do you think Rastafarians got the idea from ?

 

Don't young people wear them as "fashion" items these days anyway?