I’m making vegan vol-au-vents (Baz loves em) and I’ve booked a Roxy Music tribute band, Poxy Music ( they’re not much cop to be honest, but Rene and Renata were unavailable) to play in a Marquee on Baz’s patio.
Shhh you lot I'm keeping my nut down after serving my ban, I made a mistake of telling Malc that man utd supporters in Africa are being chased by zebras when they wear the new Manchester United away kit, apparently it's the Zebra mating season
Ive got to behave my wife came home from hospital today, I've never cleaned a house from top to bottom so quick and I've hid all the Razzles