@BarryHaynes

Where is Baz?

 

Completed his ban

 

Wasn’t aware he’d been naughty.

Are we having a welcome back party?

 

I’m making vegan vol-au-vents (Baz loves em) and I’ve booked a Roxy Music tribute band, Poxy Music ( they’re not much cop to be honest, but Rene and Renata were unavailable) to play in a Marquee on Baz’s patio.

 

Is he back? Oi, Baz.

 

Shhh you lot I'm keeping my nut down after serving my ban, I made a mistake of telling Malc that man utd supporters in Africa are being chased by zebras when they wear the new Manchester United away kit, apparently it's the Zebra mating season

 

Think VAR is reviewing the decision again

 

Some illegal substances being used while designing that Bazza

 

Sir Bryan Ferry and Renata what a duo

 

They making an appearance at your illegal rave tonight Bazza

 

Only six people isn’t much of a rave.

 

Sshhh, Bazza hasn't got 5 friends

 

He’ll be over the limit if all his ex-wives turn up...

 

They've all gone to an illegal classic camper meet

 

You leave my ex wives out of this, anyway there's only been a few

 

Ive got to behave my wife came home from hospital today, I've never cleaned a house from top to bottom so quick and I've hid all the Razzles

 

Hope you haven't put them under the bed she will think you've bought a high sleeper

 

didn’t they paint warships like that in WWII.