After getting into hot water about my curtains with a beef design on them thread, you my son are in T-r-o-u-b-l-e
Not quite a picture... If anyone is having difficulty working out these new Covid rules, I’ve broken them down for you... You can meet hundreds of people at workor school you can brush shoulders, pick their nosesand lick their face if you wish?!But don’t meet more than 6 of these people in leisure time as the virus has mutated It now only infects you if there’s 7 or more people in a group and you’re chilling out It can not infect you at school or work, because it’s scared of the huge crowds of people You can still go to a pub where you are in an enclosed building breathing in everyone’s germs because Covid doesn’t drink so it doesn’t go to the pub of course But scientists have discovered that Covid is quite partial to your parents or friendsgarden⚘or house or in the open air where social distancing is very easy! In fact, this is so riskythat councillors are probably sat round a table in the local pub, discussing the closure of them right now! It’s still ok for you to cram into tourists spots as long as only 6 of you come at once, because 7 might tip it over the edge and make Covid sad But you are alright until Monday because the Virus must be still on Holiday Think that should clear things up!
Don't forget - don't go near your granny! It's perfectly alright to discharge elderly folk with Covid back into care homes, tho'. They have completely lost the plot.