I enjoy a good masterchef apart from Greg Wallace and his massive potato head. I thought i would have a look at the new series while the better half has met up with friends to get hammered on Lambrini. The first episode has John Barnes the footballer and 5 members of the general public from what I can see. I think I will top coat the bathroom door instead. Bon appetit
Oh god - there is a man who was on the apprentice apparently - I think he is called Donk - if he’s not, he should be. He can fall onto the griddle as soon as he likes - hope he gets incinerated.
One woman just saw a whole turbot and had some kind of episode. she also just said ‘I’m a slap jack keep it moving kinda chick’ when tasked with prepping the fish . Enough....
We saw it last night and only recognised John Barnes too. And yes, the bloke from the Apprentice is a complete bellend
Bit silly. They’re grown adults. First week they can’t make cheese on toast, second week they’re helping in a restaurant for paying customers, third week they’re serving marinated lobster testicles in a nettle jus! Er - I don’t think so. Fabrication