Celebrity Masterchef

I enjoy a good masterchef apart from Greg Wallace and his massive potato head.

I thought i would have a look at the new series while the better half has met up with friends to get hammered on Lambrini.

The first episode has John Barnes the footballer and 5 members of the general public from what I can see.

I think I will top coat the bathroom door instead.

Bon appetit

 

Oh god - there is a man who was on the apprentice apparently - I think he is called Donk - if he’s not, he should be. He can fall onto the griddle as soon as he likes - hope he gets incinerated.

 

One woman just saw a whole turbot and had some kind of episode.

she also just said ‘I’m a slap jack keep it moving kinda chick’ when tasked with prepping the fish .

Enough....

 

You do realise you’re not really selling it to us don’t you?

 

Gotta watch it just for that ...

 

I may give it a miss. I saw the trailers.....

 

Di you prefer it with or without celebrities?

 

In TLB-speak, do you think it should be called Celery Masterchef?

 

We saw it last night and only recognised John Barnes too. And yes, the bloke from the Apprentice is a complete bellend

 

I heard Dianne Abbott is on next week.

 

YES!!?


Ozziedog,,,,,,,,,,and you can count on that !

 

Bit silly. They’re grown adults. First week they can’t make cheese on toast, second week they’re helping in a restaurant for paying customers, third week they’re serving marinated lobster testicles in a nettle jus!

Er - I don’t think so. Fabrication

 

Yep, on the My Favourite Three Dishes episode.

She's made seven of them.

 

Greg Wallace haslhas a lot of weight,

with his new diet....

















A girlfriend 20 years younger..