Are you not having a full English breakfast and six pints of Watneys? It is the Costa del Sol, after all...
I like to buck the trend Had I wanted, I could’ve feasted on full English breakfast, spaghetti bol, chips and pork chop all day every day; but then.... I could also have stayed in England!
Poor innocent baby squid. Which, for the record, after your beautiful description is seeming a whole heap less appetising