You could have covered your tracks by saying you do preemptive “Likes” on everyone’s posts without reading them. No one will be arsed to go back and check if this is true
paint yourself orange and dance topless to drumming, it's the only way you'll be accepted... unless you're in a blades pub
blimey, don't you know nuffink? two football teams in sheffield, united (blades) and wednesday (owls). blades = nutcases. owls= funny, drummers and half naked fat bloke dancing. anyone asks, wednesday all the way. your fave ,musos are pulp and hawley and you drink hendos for breakfast!
As a small aside if we’re on football.... the mighty Salisbury have been in the FA cup proper rounds three times in their history.... two of them against the 2 Sheffield teams. My only times I’ve ever been to Sheffield: Hillsborough and Brammell Lane
Young Ms C' boyfriend is a Wendy, put the chain saw in front of him when he 1st visited He still mentions it
It's my job and you're in my territory now... it'll take just one call and you'll be under a *slag heap in minutes. *don't get excited, it's not what you think