at the new Ikea advert and their blatant anti-gnome agenda. Never in all my years of slouching in my armchair in front of the telly have I felt so enraged. I (briefly) considered writing at once to Points of View and Newsnight to bring this rampant gnome-aside to the attention of the public. Rant over, as you were.
Don't forget your hard working under played mp as he/she will want to defend your interests and rights as a lover of gnomes.
good point I need to write all this down before I forget it Local MP DNA in Gnome Meatballs Anything else?