CONGRATULATIONS @Kkkaty , you have given me my 35,460th like and moved me to 3rd in the table, I'm after you Snotts , (what makes you think I'm sitting in my cab bored ) Choose a prize from the following list Weekend for 2 in the sunshine town of Barnsley Free Taxi to Saint hill manor home of Scientology Fishing weekend Aldi supermarket dash Pie mash and liquor dinner at the famous eel shop tooting Bottle of blue nun
What?? There's a league table? I've just liked your post, can I have the supermarket dash around Aldi? ( it was a tough choice between that and the bottle of Blue Nun)
It’s a con I spent a fortune on the Mr Haynes like me raffle prizes, I was trying to win The test drive day out in The flying Banana You’ve had me over Nipper
I am both proud and honoured to have helped elevate you to your present stratospheric height, sir. And overwhelmed at the prize list. I choose the Blue Nun as it will transport me back to my teens and house party kitchen tables loaded with empty Party Sevens, Concord wine, Sanatogen tonic wine someone had nicked off their granny, Sherry that someone had nicked off their mum...and a 85% empty bottle of Blue Nun with the butt of a Players No 6 bobbing in it - which only added to the flavour. With luck someone will put on ‘I’m Not In Love’ and switch the living room light off to complete the picture.
You forgot the obligatory Girl Crying On The Stairs For No Apparent Reason. Always seemed to be one. I reckon it was their full-time job.
Don't forget to clean the sick up before your parents get back. And move the furniture around to cover the ciggy burns in the carpet...
I would be in the box room in the dark with a bird under all the coats everyone had piled up on the bed