Congratulations @Kkkaty

CONGRATULATIONS @Kkkaty , you have given me my 35,460th like and moved me to 3rd in the table, I'm after you Snotts , (what makes you think I'm sitting in my cab bored )

Choose a prize from the following list

Weekend for 2 in the sunshine town of Barnsley

Free Taxi to Saint hill manor home of Scientology

Fishing weekend

Aldi supermarket dash

Pie mash and liquor dinner at the famous eel shop tooting

Bottle of blue nun

 

@Barry Haynes is it open yet?

 

They are doing next day delivery anywhere in the country look it up, Harrington's Tooting

 

It’s a con
I spent a fortune on the
Mr Haynes like me raffle prizes,
I was trying to win The test drive day
out in The flying Banana
You’ve had me over Nipper

 

Antibiotics, hence the passing up of the blue nun.

 

I am both proud and honoured to have helped elevate you to your present stratospheric height, sir. And overwhelmed at the prize list.
I choose the Blue Nun as it will transport me back to my teens and house party kitchen tables loaded with empty Party Sevens, Concord wine, Sanatogen tonic wine someone had nicked off their granny, Sherry that someone had nicked off their mum...and a 85% empty bottle of Blue Nun with the butt of a Players No 6 bobbing in it - which only added to the flavour.
With luck someone will put on ‘I’m Not In Love’ and switch the living room light off to complete the picture.

 

Ah, the midnight bum-fondler. That takes me back...

 

It was.......you?????

 

Is that when you spent the weekend with the vicar Rich?

 

You forgot the obligatory Girl Crying On The Stairs For No Apparent Reason. Always seemed to be one. I reckon it was their full-time job.

 

And the Vomiting Person In The Garden.

 

Don't forget to clean the sick up before your parents get back. And move the furniture around to cover the ciggy burns in the carpet...

 

Isn't he Chancellor of the Exchequer?

 

I would be in the box room in the dark with a bird under all the coats everyone had piled up on the bed